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You don't know the stig?


* Raw meat is the Stig's favorite food.
* He is terrified of bats.
* His sweat can be used to clean precious metals.
* His skin has the texture of dolphins.
* If you tune your radio to 88.4 you can actually hear his thoughts.
* He does not see like humans do, instead he sees numbers in green scrolling down (a reference to the The Matrix).
* He forages for wolves at night.
* He once punched a horse to the ground.
* His politics are terrifying.
* He lives in a tree.
* His favourite philosopher is Immanuel Kant
* He has no understanding of clouds.
* His earwax tastes like Turkish Delight.
* He is confused by stairs.
* He can accumbularate.
* There's an airport in Russia named after him.
* He is wanted by the CIA.
* His breath smells of magnesium.
* He can catch fish with his tongue.
* His tears are adhesive.
* If set alight, he'd burn for a thousand days.
* He is scared of ducks.
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