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:eek2:That thing is nasty! It looks like a giant mite. An extra large broom would be required to swat that thing,,,I wonder what it tastes like with butter:yum::yum::yum:
 

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If you never saw a lobster or shrimp you'd think it was gross, it probably tastes similar to lobster but with a hint of whatever the thing eats. It looks like a giant dust mite......yeah, i'm still pretty grossed out
 

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Return of caturday...but with a dry sense of humor:

Soviet USSR lolcats and the "translation"


Translation: Is most powerful laptop in all of Tbilisi, can it be?


State-run media is best for everyone!


Translation: Cease your rescue attempts! Harvest my connective tissues so that the Motherland may restock her glue reserves.


Translation: Mother, if my constitution is unfit for gymnast… The grist mill shall become my pommel horse and daily labor my reward!


Translation: Do you mistake us for sincere? We adorn ourselves thus to mock the capitalist sacrament of annual materials exchange.


We are American humans swimming in water suitable for drinking!
 

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Here's the best one so far: the cat's expression is priceless!

Drat, thwarted so close to freedom’s sweet caress… I dreamed for but a taste of the decadent west, and now my eulogy is sung by guard dogs and alarm bells.

 
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