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A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'

She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..'

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'

She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'









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A woman called an auto parts store and asked for a 28-ounce water pump.

"What?" asked the confused parts guy.


She said, "My husband says he needs a 28-ounce water pump."


"A 28-ounce water pump? What kind of car does it fit?" asked the parts
guy.


"A Datsun," replied the woman.


As the parts guy wrote down her request, a light went on in his head.


"Oh, yes, ma'am. We've got 28-ounce water pumps," he said. "We also have
24-ounce and 26-ounce pumps." "Finally," she said. "You're the first
place I've called that knew what I was talking about."


"Yes ma'am," said parts guy, smiling, as he jotted down "Datsun 280Z
water pump..."
 
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