VW Stealership
The stealership strikes again.
Turns out the immobilizer plug (reader coil) had come unplugged. The technician applied some adhesive, plugged it back in, reprogrammed the keys, and put the panel back on the steering column. They also washed the car.
Here's the back story: My car was broken into about two years ago. Someone had drilled out the ignition, but they were unable to drive off with the car. Since insurance was going to pick up the tab, I took it to VW. They replaced the ignition cylinder amongst other things. We're guessing that, perhaps, they didn't do a careful install job.
I had assumed the trouble this time around had something to do with the battery or the electrical system. Never did I think to question a previous service job done by a VW dealership service department. Lesson learned.
Truly the most expensive glue and car wash I have ever come across in my life.