why did the chicken cross the road??

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  1. crsmp5

    crsmp5 Well-Known Member

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    every once in a while, you read a story.. and gotta share.. this will make me giggle for weeks...

    from.. http://www.athensmessenger.com/poli...cle_928b3f02-9cad-5c37-b614-bcbc71e2dadb.html

    5:13 p.m., Lake Drive, Trimble: Dispatch received a call advising there was an intoxicated woman fighting a chicken in the middle of the road On scene, deputies were able to make contact with the woman who advised that she and her brother had been in a verbal dispute. She stated her brother had thrown a stuffed animal out into the street. She did not feel safe venturing out into traffic as she had been drinking. Deputies were able to successfully retrieve the stuffed chicken from the roadway. All involved parties were advised to stay inside for the remainder of the evening and to use 911 only for legitimate emergencies. No further action was needed.

    i have no idea what laws i could be breaking.. why i have a link.. its from july 4ths police blotter so imo public record.. but its from

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  2. chittychittybangbang

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    lol...I would have said fake but it appears to be a real news site....can't make this stuff up!
     
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    crsmp5 Well-Known Member

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    igure its worth a good hoot to who ever reads it.. then adds it to some silly comic show cause correct.. cannot make it up
     
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    Yeah, but did they make contact with the chicken!?
     
  5. crsmp5

    crsmp5 Well-Known Member

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    .. they fetched it... henc why did the chicken cross the road... so the poo poo can bring it back.. :p
     

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